You know, everyone has an opinion about Microsoft and it’s operating system, Windows. Be it Experience (the official name of XP) or Vista (the unofficial name: this millenniums Millennium Edition), you’re sure to find someone that will be more than willing to pick up a gallon of gas and pour it all over their monitor and strike a match to it. But I know, at nearly $5 a gallon, what a waste. No worries, mate, you can just install NAPALM and light your desktop on fire. For free.

“FireStarter” created NAPALM in response to the Linux desktop burner, Compiz Fire (YouTube link). FireStarter states that they will continue to develop the fun desktop burner if “interest is manifested” as according to the download page. There’s a community page and all to start that manifest under.

Sorry all you DOS-based Windows users with 9’s in the name (or a proper noun), but you’re out cold as this only runs on true 32-bit OSs by Redmond. You, unfortunately, will have to waste $5.